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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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