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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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