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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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