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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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