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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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