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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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