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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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