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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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