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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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