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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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