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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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