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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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