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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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