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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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