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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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