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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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