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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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