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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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