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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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