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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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