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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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