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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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