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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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