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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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