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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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