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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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