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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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