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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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