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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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