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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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