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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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