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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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