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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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