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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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