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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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