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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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