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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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