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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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