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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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