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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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