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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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