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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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