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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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