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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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