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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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