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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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