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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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