Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.