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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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