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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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