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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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