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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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