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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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