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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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