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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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