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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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