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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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