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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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