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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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