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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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