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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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