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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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