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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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